Updated December 22, 2011

Check out the Unknown Editor's Archives for previous diatribes. June 2011: Thanks to Jerry for suggesting that we provide the dates for these masterpieces...

On New Hires (August 2001)

On Microwave Web Sites (September 2001)

On the Importance of Microwave History (November 2001)

On Gilligan's Island and Microwave Engineering (March 2002)

On the Role of Mechanical Engineers in a Microwave Department (November 2002)

On Useless Information (February 2003)

On Microwave Symposia (March 2003)

On USA Today (May 2003)

On the Seven Signs Your Boss is In Love with Himself (July 2003)

Spotlight on the Unknown Editor (September 2003)

An Engineer's Note to Hollywood (November 2003)

On Black History Month (February 2004)

It's Just Wrong (March 2004)

UE Answers Fan Mail (April 2004)

On SUVs and Osama Bin Laden (June 2004)

Special Election Issue! (September 2004)

On Engineers and Scientists (November 2004)

On the R&B Masters (February 2005)

On SUVs and the Short Bus (April 2005)

On wedding songs (June 2005)

On how to tell when your GaAs fab is about to be sold (July 2005)

Holiday gifts for people who haven't necessarily been good (November 2005)

SUV Tribute Chopper (January 2006)

Masters of Funk! (February 2006)

Credit card offer! (March 2006)

Solar directed energy weapon (May 2006)

Sierra Mist is a Weapon of Mass Destruction (July 2006)

Microwaver's Got Talent Contest (August 2006)

Microwave Career Killers (October 2006)

On Holiday Spirit (December 2006)

It's Just Wrong II (January 2007)

More Black History (February 2007)

Gas-Out Day, Fugeddaboudit! (May 2007)

Modern Mediocrity (June 2007)

Become a Landlord! (September 2007)

Career Advice (December 2007)

Dance Craze (February 2008)

Purpose Built Vehicles (April 2008)

Irrelevancy (August 2008)

Prevent Phishing (October 2008)

History of Greed (November 2008)

Robots versus Dinosaurs (December 2008)

Inauguration Special (January 2009)

Depression is a State of Mind (March 2009)

Frequency Conversion in Audio (June 2009)

Do the Needful (August 2009)

Meeting Etiquette (September 2009)

Put down the Cell Phone! (November 2009)

The Loser Decade (January 2010)

The King is Dead, Long Live the Jack! (February 2010)

Cruelty to Animals? (April 2010)

Science Fiction or Nonsense Fiction? (May 2010)

Engineering in Song (July 2010)

Last Supper Redux (September 2010)

He's a Real Gone Cat (December 2010)

Shag on down to the Union Hall! (February 2011)

I have an Important Announcement (May 2011)

Defense Food Chain (July 2011)

Poo Monkey Stands Tall (October 2011)