Space Ghost put it best in his hit song... "I'm a knife, just knifing around, cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut..."

The best way to get one of our deluxe, handy, pocket knife keychains is to send us something we can use on our site, especially content for the Encyclopedia. Got a picture of trashed hardware? We'll add it to the Microwave Mortuary. Got a comment or suggestion, or an idea for a calculator? Drop us an e-mail, if we like your stuff, we'll send you a knife. It's guaranteed to be worth more than the postage it costs to mail it to you!

For people who want this fine gift, but don't want to contribute, we hold a monthly drawing. To enter the contest, send your name, email address, and snail mail address (in case you win!) to us at

contest@microwaves101.com

In return for the super-cool knife, we're going to add you to our mailing list for MW101Stuff, our monthly email that lets you know what's new at Microwaves101. Don't worry, no one will call you or mail you any crap--we don't even want your phone number. We have a zero-tolerance policy for spam, your email address will never be shared with anyone!